Tuesday, September 11, 2007
After a week of school holidays, the martians are once again back to
school....
10 Sep 2007, Monday
During PE lesson, when the martians were taking out their pinafores,
Yati said aloud that she would not marry until 200 years later. One
martian, Amanda Chia, said that Yati would marry in heaven as 200
years later they would all be dead.
After having PE in the hall, Miss Chua went to say something to
martian Sei Yin and she went to spit out the water in her mouth which
she was drinking. Everyone started to laugh.
11 Sep 2007, Tuesday
During English, Miss Chua was teaching the martians about formal
letters. She said that formal letters are used in many ways. E.g
A formal letter to the principal, to a company or a complaint.
She also said that some complaints are UTTER RUBBISH.
She said that some parents from a school gave
complaints like, "Dear so and so, Why is my child having only 10
mins of recess? Can you extend it longer? Thanks." OR, "Dear so and
so, My child said that she didn't drink water because you, the teacher,
doesn't allow her to bring her water bottle to school..." And many more
UTTER RUBBISH...Miss Chua also said, "There is ONE MORE complaint
which is really UTTER RUBBISH which is... the parents went and make
a complaint about the teacher not letting the student TO GO TO THE
TOILET. Every martian started to laugh till their antennas nearly dropt.
After that, She said that her favourite word that she use every time is...
UTTER RUBBISH! She then said that all 6Patience give to her was
UTTER RUBBISH. Nothing like real homework.
She also said that during the last day of the school, the martians should
sing the song called, "UTTER RUBBISH" by the black hole 6 Patience.
NOTE: DO NOT GIVE MISS CHUA ANY LETTERS FROM YOUR PARENTS
WHICH ARE TORN AND TATTERED AS SHE SAID THAT THE PARENTS
ARE NOT GIVING HER RESPECT!!!
After that, Miss Chua started to talk about the Esplanade and
performance done inside it. She also said that when she went to
watch "The King And I", she saw a few girls about 17+ wore short pants
WHICH CAN NEARLY SEE THEIR BUTT and spaghetti stripe shirt to the
performance. The boys with them wore jeans which have all holes in it.
NOTE: YOU CANNOT GO INTO A PERFORMANCE IN THE ESLPANADE
WEARING THOSE TYPE OF AWFUL CLOTHES.
She also said that if she was working there, she would not let them in
as it was disrespectful to the performers. But, she said they likely would
not listen to her as SINGAPOREANS ARE THICK SKINNED.
She said that she was disclipined from young till now that is why her
'skin is thick like an elephant'. After that, she added that 6 Patience
skin is 'as thick as the road'. Everyone started to laugh.
Stay tuned to the ALIEN CHANNEL.
Y6PATIENCE2007
12:47 AM
