Thursday, September 20, 2007
19 Sep, Wednesday, 2007
During class, Miss Chua asked if any of the martians heard the alarm ringing on 15th of Sep. (It was the Civil Defence's bell)
She then said that if there's any emergency, we have to smash the window which has the red triangle in the middle. After that, Miss Chua joked and said that the martians need to use their martianic hand to break the window. Baba heard what she said and told Miss Chua that if they use their hand to break it, their hand would have a cut. Miss Chua replied that Baba should use her head to break the window instead of the hand and to my surprise, Baba said OK.
Another martian called Vanessa Yeo said that they should squeeze through the small window to rescue themselves.
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, FOR MARTIANS, THEY ARE ALRIGHT, BUT FOR REAL PEOPLE, PLEASE DON'T DO IT AS IT IS DANGEROUS. YOU SHOULD USE SOMETHING HARD TO BREAK THE WINDOW.
20 Sep, Thursday, 2007
During Maths lesson, Miss Ang said to the martians that they should have confidence in themselves.
She also said if the martians now always say that they will die because of the PSLE, when they opened the PSLE Booklet on that day, without even reading the first question, they ARE DEAD. So, she said that before they take their PSLE, they should prepare their grave, tomb and the location of where they would want their body to R.I.P
When it was Science supplementary, Miss Chua was irritated by the noise outside the classroom which some humans were making. But, Miss Chua was kind enough to let them off so, she continued to teach the martians. Suddenly, the martians heard humans running across the classroom and to their surprise, one human, called Crystal from 6 Sincerity, open the back door of the martian's classroom and ran in. 40 pairs of martian's eyes plus one human eye (Miss Chua)were looking at her. At that time, Miss Chua was furious. She shouted at the human and scolded her. But, all Crystal did was apologised WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE.
NOTE TO ALL MARTIANS: DO NOT BEHAVE LIKE THESE HUMANS DO. IT IS IMPOILTE AND RUDE.
At that time, I recalled all the days of my time with the martians and concluded that THE MARTIANS FROM 6 PATIENCE ARE BETTER THAN OTHER CLASSES. Another thing is, EVERY MARTIAN DID NOT BREAK THE RULE OF THE SCHOOL.
GOOD JOB 6 PATIENCE!!! *APPLAUSE PLEASE...*
During supplementary, Miss Chua was going through on a science worksheet with the martians. When they were at a question on the place where the air transfer, one martian said that it breathe through blow hole. Miss Chua was staring at them at disbelief. She said that the transfer of the air in a dolphin is the lungs, not the blow hole. She also said that if it is blow hole, that means that human's nostrils is the place where air transfer. One martian called Hongyu, said that the human's butt is also the place where air is transfer and Miss Chua sat there... staring... and finally she said that they should put a whistle at that part.
NOTE: THE TRANSFER OF AIR IN A DOLPHIN IS THE LUNGS, NOT THE BLOW HOLE.
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Y6PATIENCE2007
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