Friday, September 14, 2007
12 Sep, Wednesday, 2007
During Miss Chua's period, she asked the martians what is inside the ovary of a female.
One martian name as Hanisa, said that inside the ovary, there are seeds in it. Every martian started to laugh. They ARE weird...
NOTE: IT IS FALSE.
After that, Miss Chua said that when she was young, she was called pea brain(airhead).
One martian sitting near the teacher's desk said that the brain of a bird is called bird brain.
Miss Chua said that the martian's brain is worse than that. POOR Miss Chua...
When Miss Chua was teaching, she said the word 'suckers'. Every martian looked at each other and started to laugh as they were thinking about THE OTHER meaning of 'suckers'. When Miss Chua knew, she told the martians that they suck blood from all the teachers who teach them. She then said,"Why don't you suck MY FATS???" Every martian started to laugh again till all their antennas came out and had to use super glue to glue it back in place.
13 Sep, Thursday, 2007
On that day, Miss Chua gave the martians a listening comprehension test for them to practice. Once, during the listening compre, the lady said, "Fatty bom bom~ Today cannot go home!~" and every martian started to laugh till their antennas and eyes pop out from their bodies. (YUCK!)
After that, Miss Chua appointed 20 martians to move some funitures for the PSLE Listening Comprehension which was the next day. The 20 martians had to bring the tables and chairs down and up the stairs and some of them nearly roll down the stairs.
So... what can you learn about martians today? You can learn that martians are VERY clumsy.
After moving the funitures, the 20 exhausted martians came back to their respective classroom. Miss Chua started to tell them that after school, they should clear their brains by putting water into the ear and shake it so that tomorrow the brain cells will keep intact.
Nothing else... Stick to the ALIEN CHANNEL...
Y6PATIENCE2007
8:37 PM
